Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...