What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.