Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...