Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...