Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...