What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...