Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...