Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...