Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...