Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...