Thankful he’s drunk
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Mono and herpes
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More Brain Cells Than A Cow
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Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
What’s the difference between men and women?
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A woman’s seminars
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Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Newest son-in-law
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