I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...