Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...