Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!