Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...