The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...