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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...