Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
CHOCOLATE
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The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
NY Times Ad
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Centipede jokes
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Join A Club
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Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...