Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!