Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....