Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...