So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...