It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...