Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...