Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....