Top 10 rejection lines
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How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen