Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!