Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....