Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.