Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...