Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...