M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...