HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...