On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Valid identification
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IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
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Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
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Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
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Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...