Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...