The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...