Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...