How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...