Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...