What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...