This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...