Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...