I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...