What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Japanese management lecture
|Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...