Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Things adults learn from their kids.
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THE LAND OF OZ
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Another yamamma…
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Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Woman’s instructions
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Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...