Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...