Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...