tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.