Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...