Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...