Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...