Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!