I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...